She tries to burn shit down in a show of righteous protesting, but Lorelai stops her (because she is a puppet of the oppressor.) Or she stops Sookie from being clumsy and accidentally setting a table on fire. I call most people “dude”or “fucker” or “dudefucker”! Fuck that stupid TV trope.Īt the bake sale, Sookie has been forced to bake for all the rich dicks wandering the Rich Hogwarts for Muggles campus. The only time anyone calls anyone by their full names is at the DMV, in school, and when you die (probably). And then he does that other annoying TV-only thing and calls her by her full name. Shine on, you crazy diamonds!įloppy Hair does that thing that people only do on TV and follows Rory onto the bus so he can talk to her for like 2 minutes about bullshit. I would poke fun at this but I am also a cat person and if my fat cat would walk on a leash I’d take him everywhere because I am an insane asshole. Rory & Lorelai’s crazy neighbors have a cat named Cinnamon that they pull around in a wagon. Especially the second album that wouldn’t come out for years until after this scene was filmed.

She’s wearing a Poe shirt and, ugh, I LOVE POE. These parents aren’t baking! They are paying people to bake for them! I thought Rory was supposed to be the smart one in this family? (Side note – Lane is skanking to Rancid in Rory’s bedroom because this show is straight out of the fucking ’90s.

I’m sorry, this is a rich school where the kids have parents with fucking servants and I’m supposed to believe that those parents (mothers, if we’re honest here) are actually baking themselves.

We start with Lorelai not baking things for the homemade Chilton bake sale. We start with another dinner cold open and some talk of dead people and Nazis, which, in 2015, is quite the overlapping Venn diagram. In high school I wanted to start a church called “The Church of Sleep” because sleep is better than most all things (I’ll let you ponder on what those “other things” could be :winky face: :rolls eyes: :kills self:). Lots of me falling asleep on the couch instead of doing work. Sorry it’s taken me so long to get this one up.

We are who we are episode 5